{"id":2607,"date":"2011-09-15T20:16:15","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T04:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2607"},"modified":"2011-09-15T20:16:15","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T04:16:15","slug":"overheard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2011\/09\/15\/overheard\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So &#8211; the Pup comes home, and tells me that a boy asked her to the dance. Well, that they both kinda asked each other. And that she wants to go. Her first dance, and meeting a boy there. <\/p>\n<p>Then she said &#8220;DON&#8217;T TELL MY BROTHER&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh REALLY. So I posted it on Facebook instead. Then told her brother. She&#8217;s got one of her best friends on speaker phone, and they are discussing this&#8230; loudly.<\/p>\n<p>The Pup: Well, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT? If you had a brother who&#8217;s HUGE and MUSCLY and wants to DRIVE YOU TO THE DANCE with his FRIENDS who are JUST AS BIG so they can TERRIFY the guy you LIKE? <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.I am laughing, hysterically. and also? kinda terrified&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So &#8211; the Pup comes home, and tells me that a boy asked her to the dance. Well, that they both kinda asked each other. And that she wants to go. Her first dance, and meeting a boy there. Then she said &#8220;DON&#8217;T TELL MY BROTHER&#8221;. Oh REALLY. So I posted it on Facebook instead. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2608,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607\/revisions\/2608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}