{"id":2645,"date":"2011-12-07T21:26:01","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T05:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2645"},"modified":"2011-12-07T21:32:17","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T05:32:17","slug":"the-best-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2011\/12\/07\/the-best-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"The best thing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;that came from my oh so brief dating of douchecanoe? He convinced me to get these&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/mail.google.com_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/mail.google.com_-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"SOCKS!\" title=\"SOCKS!\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2646\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/mail.google.com_-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/mail.google.com_.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;while random online shopping. I love them in all their warm stripey goodness! These socks, and their brother n sister pairs that arrived in the same box, make me smile. And also keep my feets warm. SO WARM.<\/p>\n<p>[I&#8217;ve yet to try the adhesive stuff to make thigh high stockings stay where they belong, but if that works too? TOTAL WIN. Well done, douchecanoe, well done.]<\/p>\n<p>[even better? He never got to see them. They came in the mail the day he decided girls have cooties. Hehehe.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;that came from my oh so brief dating of douchecanoe? He convinced me to get these&#8230; &#8230;while random online shopping. I love them in all their warm stripey goodness! These socks, and their brother n sister pairs that arrived in the same box, make me smile. And also keep my feets warm. SO WARM. [I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[653],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2645"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2651,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645\/revisions\/2651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}