{"id":2660,"date":"2012-02-11T22:10:06","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T06:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2660"},"modified":"2012-02-11T22:10:06","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T06:10:06","slug":"and-another-thing-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2012\/02\/11\/and-another-thing-3\/","title":{"rendered":"and another thing.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really.<br \/>\nReally?!<\/p>\n<p>Let me make this clear. I do not care about your dick. I don&#8217;t want to you message me every time you are horny. I don&#8217;t care if you are watching porn. I don&#8217;t want to know that you woke up hard. I don&#8217;t really care. At all. So no, I won&#8217;t call and let you talk dirty to me. And the fact that once I said no you quit talking completely just means you are nothing but a prick.<\/p>\n<p>So go fuck yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Ok? Ok.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really. Really?! Let me make this clear. I do not care about your dick. I don&#8217;t want to you message me every time you are horny. I don&#8217;t care if you are watching porn. I don&#8217;t want to know that you woke up hard. I don&#8217;t really care. At all. So no, I won&#8217;t call [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[682,684],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-driving-lessons","category-plenty-of-fish-in-the-sea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2661,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660\/revisions\/2661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}