{"id":2705,"date":"2012-07-11T21:54:36","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T05:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2705"},"modified":"2012-07-11T21:54:36","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T05:54:36","slug":"this-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2012\/07\/11\/this-4\/","title":{"rendered":"This."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THIS. is why I love raising teenagers.<\/p>\n<p>So, the pup was in my room when I went to the bathroom, looking for something &#8211; and the following conversation occurred&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: Get ooooooouuut!<br \/>\nHer: Why, what do you think I&#8217;m looking for?<br \/>\nMe: stay outa my porn drawer! (cuz I&#8217;m classy, dammit)<br \/>\nHer: I&#8217;m not in your porn drawer. I&#8217;m looking for something. You said I could try your thingy!<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;<br \/>\nHer: You know &#8211; the fuzzy thing that vibrates..<br \/>\nMe: Again. STAY OUTA MY PORN DRAWER.<br \/>\nHer: &#8230;.shit.<\/p>\n<p>Me and her sister: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br \/>\nHer: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!<\/p>\n<p>For the record, she meant the slippers that PepperMist got me for Christmas. And? She says they&#8217;re not near as fun as they sound.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.snerk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THIS. is why I love raising teenagers. So, the pup was in my room when I went to the bathroom, looking for something &#8211; and the following conversation occurred&#8230; Me: Get ooooooouuut! Her: Why, what do you think I&#8217;m looking for? Me: stay outa my porn drawer! (cuz I&#8217;m classy, dammit) Her: I&#8217;m not in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-color-me-amused","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2707,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2705\/revisions\/2707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}