{"id":2721,"date":"2014-10-21T20:06:19","date_gmt":"2014-10-22T04:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2721"},"modified":"2014-10-21T20:06:19","modified_gmt":"2014-10-22T04:06:19","slug":"oy-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2014\/10\/21\/oy-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Oy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lessons in patience:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/LEdAnus.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/LEdAnus.gif\" alt=\"LEdAnus\" width=\"350\" height=\"197\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2722\" \/><\/a>Friend: Is it snowing?<br \/>\nBobblehead: no &#8211; but it&#8217;s wiiiiiiiiindy! No snow. First time I can remember that on my (mentions it AGAIN) birthday (still not acknowledging the blatant bid for attention) there&#8217;s no snow. Sure it&#8217;s usually only a little, but still.<br \/>\nMe: (bite. tongue. bite. tongue)<br \/>\nBobblehead: I hear they&#8217;re getting PUMMELED in Anchortown though. Just POUNDED.<br \/>\nMe: (DONOTSAYAWORDDONTDOIT)<\/p>\n<p>She leaves. and my friend and I just DIE&#8230; Anchortown got all of a couple inches and it melted. We check, just to be sure &#8211; and sure enough &#8211; sunny skies up there. But ya know, the know-it-all piece of management loved perfection says they are getting PUMMELED with the snow.. it&#8217;s just POUNDING on them right now&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>This is just a sample. A teeny tiny and mostly amusing one &#8211; and I didn&#8217;t even touch on the bobbleheading&#8230; *headdesk* I don&#8217;t know how much longer i can take this. Good thing my mommy taught me not to say anything if I can&#8217;t say somethin&#8217; nice&#8230; too bad I&#8217;ma bite a hole in my tongue by the end of this&#8230; Hahah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lessons in patience: Friend: Is it snowing? Bobblehead: no &#8211; but it&#8217;s wiiiiiiiiindy! No snow. First time I can remember that on my (mentions it AGAIN) birthday (still not acknowledging the blatant bid for attention) there&#8217;s no snow. Sure it&#8217;s usually only a little, but still. Me: (bite. tongue. bite. tongue) Bobblehead: I hear they&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2723,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2721\/revisions\/2723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}