{"id":284,"date":"2005-11-07T23:41:45","date_gmt":"2005-11-08T08:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/11\/07\/heard-this-evening\/"},"modified":"2005-11-07T23:42:03","modified_gmt":"2005-11-08T08:42:03","slug":"heard-this-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/11\/07\/heard-this-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"Heard this evening:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TheKids: But I don&#8217;t want to clean the living room!<br \/>\nMe: No problem.<br \/>\nTheKids: Hey! whatcha doin?<br \/>\nMe: Getting ready to rearrange furniture<br \/>\nTheKids: OH! can we help?<br \/>\nMe: Sure &#8211; grab that bag over there, and that box, and start *insert CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS here*<br \/>\nTheKids: ALRIGHT! Sure thing, mom!<\/p>\n<p>Score: TheKids 233212312,  Mom 1<\/p>\n<p>but I&#8217;ll take it. *chuckles*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TheKids: But I don&#8217;t want to clean the living room! Me: No problem. TheKids: Hey! whatcha doin? Me: Getting ready to rearrange furniture TheKids: OH! can we help? Me: Sure &#8211; grab that bag over there, and that box, and start *insert CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS here* TheKids: ALRIGHT! Sure thing, mom! Score: TheKids 233212312, Mom 1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}