{"id":355,"date":"2006-01-05T18:39:04","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T03:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/05\/im-baaaaaaaaaaack\/"},"modified":"2006-01-05T18:39:04","modified_gmt":"2006-01-06T03:39:04","slug":"im-baaaaaaaaaaack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/05\/im-baaaaaaaaaaack\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m baaaaaaaaaaack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OMFG.<\/p>\n<p>Well, let&#8217;s just say it was a REALLY easy fix, that my &#8216;boyfriend&#8217; is a total airhead and blond to boot, and I am a total blond under the haircolor not to have caught the silly mistake. I&#8217;m sure the guys at the office are having a LOVELY laugh at my expense now, since I was so annoyed at them all (though, had they done the work order and gotten here the first day, well, I would have been far less annoyed and annoying.) but c&#8217;est la vie. I&#8217;ve a brand spankin new modem outa the deal and am back online.<\/p>\n<p>Thank GOODNESS. I was going MAD i tell you &#8211; MAD! OMFG.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;ll take me a few days to get all caught back up with all you, but I will, eventually. After I catch up on all the bloody work I&#8217;ve missed. heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMFG. Well, let&#8217;s just say it was a REALLY easy fix, that my &#8216;boyfriend&#8217; is a total airhead and blond to boot, and I am a total blond under the haircolor not to have caught the silly mistake. I&#8217;m sure the guys at the office are having a LOVELY laugh at my expense now, since [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}