{"id":371,"date":"2006-01-07T23:50:23","date_gmt":"2006-01-08T08:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/07\/weeeeeeeell\/"},"modified":"2006-01-08T02:03:47","modified_gmt":"2006-01-08T11:03:47","slug":"weeeeeeeell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/07\/weeeeeeeell\/","title":{"rendered":"weeeeeeeell."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the first phone call was made, and he was told to call back after his hair appointment &#8211; a quick buzz at Miss A&#8217;s, and he made the second call. They talked for a few moments, alas&#8230; she had been told by mum and dad she couldn&#8217;t do anything today, so no movie. She was supposed to call back later tonight, but she never did.<\/p>\n<p>Rumor has it this girl has a boyfriend, so likely it was a friends\/group deal &#8211; but still, as The boy keeps telling me? &#8220;Dude, who CARES? I got DIGITS!&#8221; and he&#8217;s still smiling, and well I think it&#8217;s just flat out cool he was INVITED and INCLUDED in something for a change! Methinks it is certainly a preview of what is to come, that I&#8217;m completely unready for, and so on and so forth.<\/p>\n<p>So he&#8217;s not upset about it, and will talk to her again on Monday and see what happens from there. And who knows &#8211; with the jealousy sparked by CH and J &#8211; could be the boy&#8217;ll get lucky there sooner then later.<\/p>\n<p>(NOT LIKE THAT LADYBUG! Ya perv. [I&#8217;d KILL him. heh.])<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>IN other news &#8211; I&#8217;m so EXCITING! Oh! the LIFE I lead! You&#8217;re bursting to know, aren&#8217;t you? You&#8217;re DYING to know what I did today that has me tingling in my toes, aren&#8217;t you? AREN&#8217;T you?  Well, I&#8217;ll tell you &#8211; are you ready? I went to Freddies today, and got myself a&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dirtdevil.com\/Products\/productDetail.aspx?id=26407\">Dirt Devil Vision Bagless Upright Vacuum!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>As if THAT weren&#8217;t enough&#8230; I FINALLY got a new shower curtain rod and shower curtain and rings TOO! If that doesn&#8217;t make your no-no places tingle, well then, you are simply lacking the most basic of feminine genes! It&#8217;s a CURTAIN that hides my dirty BATHTUB! On a ROD instead of a redneck-ish ROPE! And did I mention the VACUUM that has SUCTION! That&#8217;s BAGLESS! Oh, the THRILL!<\/p>\n<p>And if that wasn&#8217;t enough? Dude. It was <strong>ON FREAKIN SALE<\/strong>!!!!! And it has a TURBO TOOL!<\/p>\n<p>THERE you are. Knew you&#8217;d cross over to join me on the dark side with that last bit of info &#8211;  it was inevitable. Tingly, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>[heh.heh.heh]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the first phone call was made, and he was told to call back after his hair appointment &#8211; a quick buzz at Miss A&#8217;s, and he made the second call. They talked for a few moments, alas&#8230; she had been told by mum and dad she couldn&#8217;t do anything today, so no movie. She [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}