{"id":372,"date":"2006-01-08T15:25:21","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T00:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/08\/dear-old-lady-at-fred-myers\/"},"modified":"2006-01-08T15:25:21","modified_gmt":"2006-01-09T00:25:21","slug":"dear-old-lady-at-fred-myers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/08\/dear-old-lady-at-fred-myers\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Old Lady at Fred Myers,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I know that little tiny infant was crying. It&#8217;s clear that she was tired, hungry, and Gramma wasn&#8217;t cutting it no matter what she tried. But you know what? Wandering and saying to a complete stranger (ie: me) that Gramma should &#8220;smack that child so it has a reason to cry!&#8221; was completely inappropriate. The infant (INFANT) couldn&#8217;t have been older then 4 weeks, and it really wasn&#8217;t all that loud or piercing as an older childs cry would have been. Suggesting beating an infant as a solution is pure stupidity. I bet if momma had been tucked away in a corner nursing the baby girl to quiet her, you&#8217;d have bitched about THAT too.<\/p>\n<p>To a complete stranger.<\/p>\n<p>And given her the dirty look you gave me when I snapped back &#8220;She&#8217;s an INFANT and hungry\/upset. Plug your ears or move the hell on outa housewares.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not only are you an idiot, but a bitter old bitch. Why not stay at home and send your\u00a0 own (likely fucked up) kids to shop for ya next time, huh?<\/p>\n<p>Disgusted still, even 24 hours later..<br \/>\n~L<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I know that little tiny infant was crying. It&#8217;s clear that she was tired, hungry, and Gramma wasn&#8217;t cutting it no matter what she tried. But you know what? Wandering and saying to a complete stranger (ie: me) that Gramma should &#8220;smack that child so it has a reason to cry!&#8221; was completely inappropriate. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}