{"id":377,"date":"2006-01-11T19:13:57","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T04:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/11\/the-hell\/"},"modified":"2006-01-11T19:15:09","modified_gmt":"2006-01-12T04:15:09","slug":"the-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/11\/the-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"The HELL?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dude. it must be in the water at the Middle School or something! I mean seriously! The GIRL came home, and she was all &#8220;Is the boy here? I got somethin to tell ya but not in front of him!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so, the boy, he goes out to ManSpace, and she leans in and whispers &#8220;A BOY came and sat by me for LUNCH today! Yeah! And he&#8217;s in my band class! and my typing class! and he SAT BY ME THERE TOO! and then! Then he asked for my EMAIL ADDRESS!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WHAT?!? SHE&#8217;S TOO YOUNG!<\/p>\n<p>Gah. That&#8217;s it. Maybe it&#8217;s time to rethink this homeschooling shit&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>..and no &#8211; I didn&#8217;t tell The Boy. I did worse. i told PAPA! MUHAHAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude. it must be in the water at the Middle School or something! I mean seriously! The GIRL came home, and she was all &#8220;Is the boy here? I got somethin to tell ya but not in front of him!&#8221; And so, the boy, he goes out to ManSpace, and she leans in and whispers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}