{"id":381,"date":"2006-01-13T09:31:20","date_gmt":"2006-01-13T18:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/13\/sol\/"},"modified":"2006-01-13T09:33:26","modified_gmt":"2006-01-13T18:33:26","slug":"sol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/13\/sol\/","title":{"rendered":"S.O.L!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: Mom, you&#8217;re gonna have to get a step ladder to put my snowflakes up.<\/p>\n<p>Me: ok&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>The Pup: Yeah, cus well, you&#8217;re SOL!<\/p>\n<p>Me: ExCUSE me??<\/p>\n<p>Pup: Yeah! SOL &#8211; that spells small, right, like short?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Um. Yes. Exactly. One step ladder, coming up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Man &#8211; I always thought that meant Shit Outa Luck &#8211; ya learn something new every day, huh? *LMAO*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: Mom, you&#8217;re gonna have to get a step ladder to put my snowflakes up. Me: ok&#8230;. The Pup: Yeah, cus well, you&#8217;re SOL! Me: ExCUSE me?? Pup: Yeah! SOL &#8211; that spells small, right, like short? Me: Um. Yes. Exactly. One step ladder, coming up. &#8212; Man &#8211; I always thought that meant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}