{"id":392,"date":"2006-01-16T22:26:45","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T07:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/16\/bella-bella-dancerella-is-eating-my-brain\/"},"modified":"2006-01-16T22:26:45","modified_gmt":"2006-01-17T07:26:45","slug":"bella-bella-dancerella-is-eating-my-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/16\/bella-bella-dancerella-is-eating-my-brain\/","title":{"rendered":"Bella Bella dancerella is EATING MY BRAIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OMG. How many mum&#8217;s broke down and got their kids the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.toyscamp.com\/viewproduct.asp?productId=SPM185119\">bella bella dancerella<\/a> thingy? I did, and the Pup LOVES it. I&#8217;d show pictures, but really, I spend most of the time that its on banging my head agianst the desk. It has this cutsey little dvd that goes with it, a lightweight &#8216;bar&#8217; and a mat that shows the steps.<\/p>\n<p>And the most.<br \/>\nAnnoying<br \/>\nHost\/teacher\/dancer kid EVER!<\/p>\n<p>OMG. She&#8217;s brittish but enunciates very clearly, and well. oy. *L* And then! the song! the SONG!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Right foot left foot, stretch return, what a lovely way to learn!&#8221; It&#8217;s ANNOYINGLY catchy. And sticks with you. and EATS YOUR BRAIN! I swear you can HEAR the brain MEEEEEEEEEEELTING!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;take your right foot place it down. Then your bring your left around. bend and stretch and now your done, you have learned position one!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">it&#8217;s a damn good thing the child is THIS cute. Seriously. *g*<a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/86730960\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"196\" alt=\"Laidback pup\" class=\"tt-flickr\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/42\/86730960_fdefd8cccf_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">(On the other hand &#8211; WHEN DID SHE GET SO BIG? sob!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG. How many mum&#8217;s broke down and got their kids the bella bella dancerella thingy? I did, and the Pup LOVES it. I&#8217;d show pictures, but really, I spend most of the time that its on banging my head agianst the desk. It has this cutsey little dvd that goes with it, a lightweight &#8216;bar&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}