{"id":395,"date":"2006-01-17T14:38:39","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T23:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/17\/dear-google\/"},"modified":"2006-01-17T14:38:39","modified_gmt":"2006-01-17T23:38:39","slug":"dear-google","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/17\/dear-google\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Google,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;HUH? Why on earth do I come up as the number one search result for <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;safe=off&#038;q=man%20boobs%20marijana\">man boobs marijuana<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously! I&#8217;ve always wanted to be number one &#8211; but um, could we talk about which words put me in such an enviable position? Please?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks.<br \/>\n~L<\/p>\n<p>(*L* It is to a monthly archive page, which explains it, as its not one entry, but several &#8211; but still.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;HUH? Why on earth do I come up as the number one search result for man boobs marijuana? Seriously! I&#8217;ve always wanted to be number one &#8211; but um, could we talk about which words put me in such an enviable position? Please? Thanks. ~L (*L* It is to a monthly archive page, which explains [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}