{"id":396,"date":"2006-01-17T17:55:05","date_gmt":"2006-01-18T02:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/17\/hah-try-and-fool-me-will-ya\/"},"modified":"2006-01-17T18:04:02","modified_gmt":"2006-01-18T03:04:02","slug":"hah-try-and-fool-me-will-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/17\/hah-try-and-fool-me-will-ya\/","title":{"rendered":"HAH! try and fool ME will ya!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the girl comes home today, and soon as her brother makes scarce, I go all singsong teasy on her &#8220;sooooooooOOOOOoooooo did THATBOY sit by you at lunch again today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>TheGirl: No.<br \/>\nMe: No?<br \/>\nTheGirl: No &#8211; i had to eat quick so I could go see Ms. B again about the talent show remember?<br \/>\nMe: Oh! Ok. So no sitting with the boy.<br \/>\nTheGirl: Besides &#8211; all the tables were filled so we couldn&#8217;t find any seats together.<br \/>\nMe: do WHAT? So you were LOOKING for seats together so you could sit, but the whole school was agianst you?<br \/>\nTheGirl: Um. uh. Well. uh. Ya see. I.<br \/>\nMe: You weren&#8217;t gonna TELL me you TRIED to sit together, is that it? As it insinuates a PRIOR agreement to MEET where &#8211; at your locker? and walk TO the lunchroom TOGETHER all for the purposes of sitting together for lunch?<br \/>\nThe Girl: Well, uh..<br \/>\nMe: Did ya make mooony love eyes at him across the table?<br \/>\nThe Girl: No! We uh, were facing different directions.<br \/>\nMe: Oh, so it was little glances over your shoulder then&#8230;<br \/>\nTheGirl: MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!<br \/>\nMe: I see. And typing class?<br \/>\nTheGirl: siiiiiigh &#8211; i don&#8217;t have typing anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Harumph. The little wench tried to hide TheRestOfTheStory! Then!<\/p>\n<p>TheGirl: Mom? Why&#8217;d you have to replace dad?<br \/>\nMe: Huh?<br \/>\nTheGirl: Well, if HE was here, you&#8217;d be all EXCITED about this boy..<br \/>\nMe: Replace him? Darling, I have yet to forbid you to sit next to him, threaten to shoot him, or TELL YOUR BROTHER about him&#8230;<br \/>\nTheGirl: Oh. Um. Never mind. I love you mommy!<br \/>\nMe: THATs what I thought. *Smirk*<\/p>\n<p>Harumph. Seriously. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chastity_belt\">Chastity Belts<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the girl comes home today, and soon as her brother makes scarce, I go all singsong teasy on her &#8220;sooooooooOOOOOoooooo did THATBOY sit by you at lunch again today?&#8221; TheGirl: No. Me: No? TheGirl: No &#8211; i had to eat quick so I could go see Ms. B again about the talent show remember? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}