{"id":413,"date":"2006-01-27T16:08:35","date_gmt":"2006-01-28T01:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/27\/takin-pitchas\/"},"modified":"2006-01-27T20:22:50","modified_gmt":"2006-01-28T05:22:50","slug":"takin-pitchas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/01\/27\/takin-pitchas\/","title":{"rendered":"takin pitchas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/91617080\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/21\/91617080_0efdd59d2f.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Dear Girl Child Of Mine,<\/p>\n<p>Uh. don&#8217;t mind me, child. Climb right over me &#8211; the DRIVER of the CAR &#8211; to get your photohunt picture. Really. I don&#8217;t mind.<\/p>\n<p>Snort.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Girl Child Of Mine, Uh. don&#8217;t mind me, child. Climb right over me &#8211; the DRIVER of the CAR &#8211; to get your photohunt picture. Really. I don&#8217;t mind. Snort.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}