Morning conversation with the pup:<\/p>\n
“Mom, are you going to WEAR that shirt?”
\nUm. For now, yes.
\n“IS it a shirt?”
\n….yes, it’s a tank top.
\n“It is SHOWING your BOOBS!”
\n….is not.
\n“Pull it UP!”
\n*pulls it down a little lower, showing off the tattoo*
\n“*covers her eyes* MOM!!! EW!!!”
\n….ew?
\n“YOU should be EMBARASSED!”
\nwhy? they’re FABULOUS!
\n“Oh that’s so GROSS mom.”<\/p>\n
Harumph. so much for my Weapons of Mass Seduction. Of course – the problem CLEARLY lies with my audience. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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