{"id":478,"date":"2006-03-23T14:30:15","date_gmt":"2006-03-23T23:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/03\/23\/you-know-you-live-in-a-small-town-when\/"},"modified":"2006-03-23T14:30:15","modified_gmt":"2006-03-23T23:30:15","slug":"you-know-you-live-in-a-small-town-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/03\/23\/you-know-you-live-in-a-small-town-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you live in a small town when&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you take your kids to the doctors, they greet you by name, and then the Secretary looks at you pointedly and you end up with the following conversation:<br \/>\n&#8220;Ahem. Whens the last time you had your girly bits checked?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Erm. uh. stammer. um.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I thought so. I&#8217;ve made you an appointment for next thursday, here fill this out, it&#8217;ll be paid for by this new program.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>erm uh. stammer. um. &#8220;Have you been talking to my mother?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, but i AM a mom, so you just do as I say.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yessum.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So apparently? I gotta go to the girly doctor. dammit. heh. It&#8217;s ONLY been 6 years! Sheesh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you take your kids to the doctors, they greet you by name, and then the Secretary looks at you pointedly and you end up with the following conversation: &#8220;Ahem. Whens the last time you had your girly bits checked?&#8221; Erm. uh. stammer. um. &#8220;I thought so. I&#8217;ve made you an appointment for next thursday, here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}