{"id":484,"date":"2006-03-27T09:23:34","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T18:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/03\/28\/finding-drunks-in-a-bar-what-are-the-chances-yahoo-news\/"},"modified":"2006-03-30T03:48:30","modified_gmt":"2006-03-30T12:48:30","slug":"finding-drunks-in-a-bar-what-are-the-chances-yahoo-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/03\/27\/finding-drunks-in-a-bar-what-are-the-chances-yahoo-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Finding drunks in a bar &#8212; what are the chances? &#8211; Yahoo! News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20060323\/od_nm\/bars1_dc;_ylt=AkcbY8wpA9vffU7ykAi9ALUuQE4F;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy\">Finding drunks in a bar.<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m shocked. Appalled even. Drunks in BARS? omg. What IS this world coming too??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finding drunks in a bar. I&#8217;m shocked. Appalled even. Drunks in BARS? omg. What IS this world coming too??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}