{"id":499,"date":"2006-04-01T01:44:36","date_gmt":"2006-04-01T10:44:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/04\/01\/how-to-break-a-mothers-heart\/"},"modified":"2006-04-01T01:44:36","modified_gmt":"2006-04-01T10:44:36","slug":"how-to-break-a-mothers-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/04\/01\/how-to-break-a-mothers-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"How to break a mother&#8217;s heart&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so this growing up thing. I don&#8217;t like it so much! I&#8217;m not OLD enough to have to deal with babies being almost as tall as me, and talking bout girls and stuff like that. I&#8217;m just not! And he doesn&#8217;t make it any easier, The Boy, he doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, yesterday? He brought home his form to choose his electives for HIGH SCHOOL! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I am so NOT amused! I&#8217;m not OLD ENOUGH to have a High Schooler! I am not old enough for a Jr. Higher, let alone the two I&#8217;ve had this year. THIS IS NOT FAIR! and I whimper and pout and shudder at the continued thought of his going to HIGH SCHOOL! GAH!<\/p>\n<p>And then! As if that were not enough, he ASKED me to take him to the JOB FAIR so that he could look for a summer job. WHAT?!? This is the child I have to practically BEAT into picking up his clothing. (Oh that should get me some Trollz, hm? *L* have you SEEN the size of The Boy? YOU try&#8217;n&#8217;beat him. *L* I ain&#8217;t stupid. (and I wouldn&#8217;t anyway, sheesh.) This is the child who thinks that lazing about on my new couches is hard work! This&#8230; well, you get the idea. And he wants a JOB! and what&#8217;s worse? He&#8217;s OLD enough for some of the most basic of the official jobs. And it was all HIS IDEA&#8230; and&#8230; and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s just a BABY!<\/p>\n<p>Dammit.<br \/>\n*Sniffles*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so this growing up thing. I don&#8217;t like it so much! I&#8217;m not OLD enough to have to deal with babies being almost as tall as me, and talking bout girls and stuff like that. I&#8217;m just not! And he doesn&#8217;t make it any easier, The Boy, he doesn&#8217;t. In fact, yesterday? He brought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}