{"id":535,"date":"2006-04-18T23:29:06","date_gmt":"2006-04-19T08:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/04\/18\/notes-from-the-universe\/"},"modified":"2006-04-18T23:34:31","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T08:34:31","slug":"notes-from-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/04\/18\/notes-from-the-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"Notes from the Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been getting these via mail for a while, and they never fail to make me grin. Notes from the universe &#8211; I joined just to get these free little blurbs, I doubt I&#8217;d ever actually buy the books or anything, but mails like the following are exactly why I signed up. Last night&#8217;s Note :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I found your new Intergalactic Phone Book listing,  Lessa!!<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t easy. At first I looked under Illuminated,  but you weren&#8217;t there. Then I looked under Faith  Healer, Magician and Wild Thing; not there either.  You weren&#8217;t even under Funny Bones. I started to  worry.<\/p>\n<p>Then I had an &#8220;ah-ha&#8221; moment. I looked you up  under people who have their own house, and who will  very, very soon have a thriving business&#8230; Eureka!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I should have just gone straight to &#8220;Saunters  Like There Ain&#8217;t No Tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Universe<\/p>\n<p>Actually, Lessa,  I&#8217;m kind of glad you didn&#8217;t list yourself under Wild  Thing, this time.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>See why I like em so much? *L* Get yours <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tut.com\/mmm.shtml\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been getting these via mail for a while, and they never fail to make me grin. Notes from the universe &#8211; I joined just to get these free little blurbs, I doubt I&#8217;d ever actually buy the books or anything, but mails like the following are exactly why I signed up. Last night&#8217;s Note [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}