{"id":572,"date":"2006-05-02T07:07:30","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T16:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/05\/02\/morning-words-ofsomething\/"},"modified":"2006-05-02T07:59:16","modified_gmt":"2006-05-02T16:59:16","slug":"morning-words-ofsomething","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/05\/02\/morning-words-ofsomething\/","title":{"rendered":"Morning words of….something."},"content":{"rendered":"

The Pup, playing with her string, doing the normal bridges and things, suddenly begins to hum: dumduhduhdadadadooda! and says the following:<\/p>\n

“Look mom, I made a hootchie-cootchie dancer! See, she’s holding a pole and bouncing to the music!”<\/p>\n

This leads to two questions:<\/p>\n

….just WHAT kind of stories did that String Guy <\/a>tell my kid at school???<\/p>\n

…and WHY wasn’t I invited? Harumph.<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

edited to add friend comment that made me spit out my Diet crack<\/strike> Coke everywhere:<\/strong><\/p>\n

S: holy shit Lessa. Show and tell is really different up where you are. *eyes my youngest suspicously*<\/p>\n

edited again to ask the all important question:<\/strong><\/p>\n

and what kind of mother will people think I am when my pup goes around saying “hootchie-cootchie dancer” instead of the Proper term of “Stripper” or “Whore” which are not always mutually exclusive? I SWEAR I taught her better then that!<\/p>\n

(disclaimer for the idiots: Oh please – I’ve no problem with strippers. or whores. or hootchie-cootchie dancers. especially if you are one. It’s just funny. *L*)<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Pup, playing with her string, doing the normal bridges and things, suddenly begins to hum: dumduhduhdadadadooda! and says the following: “Look mom, I made a hootchie-cootchie dancer! See, she’s holding a pole and bouncing to the music!” This leads to two questions: ….just WHAT kind of stories did that String Guy tell my kid […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}