Just so you don’t think that the Pup is my only comic relief – today, had to run the boy to the fabric\/craft store (where he twitched and bemoaned his fate, surrounded by girly things and all. that. PINK – “It buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnssssssss momma it buuuuuuuuurns!” *snort*) and across the street is a coffee place where I met a girl that helped me win the contest last week. So! I went to get my coffee and as we were talking, I was telling him that C. was really cute – really cute. And he said something like “bah, maybe, I’ll wait till I see her. After all, your not a guy.” Enter the following conversation<\/p>\n
Me: Um – you know I’m bi, right? means I like to look at girls too, just as much as guys.
\nBoy: Uh….you… um… uh… no…?
\nMe: Yup – you think EVERY mom points out cute girls for her boy to notice??
\nBoy: I just thought you had the mind of a 12 year old..
\nMe: yeah – a 12 year old BOY….
\nBoy: mmmmmm. 2 moms. One Cute…. the other you.
\nMe:…. WHAT? oh that’s so MEAN! I’ll give you “one cute the other you” right upside the head, and AFTER i bought you coffee!!<\/p>\n
He and I were both laughing VERY much. So I threatened to send him to live with grandpa. Unfortunately, he LOVED that idea. *LMAO* Great. not only did I spend 15 years with a man just like my dad – i gave BIRTH to one just like him TOO!<\/p>\n
oy.<\/p>\n
One cute, the other you.<\/p>\n
BAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Just so you don’t think that the Pup is my only comic relief – today, had to run the boy to the fabric\/craft store (where he twitched and bemoaned his fate, surrounded by girly things and all. that. PINK – “It buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnssssssss momma it buuuuuuuuurns!” *snort*) and across the street is a coffee place where […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}