{"id":592,"date":"2006-05-18T14:53:10","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T23:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/05\/18\/its-official\/"},"modified":"2006-05-18T14:54:05","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T23:54:05","slug":"its-official","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/05\/18\/its-official\/","title":{"rendered":"ITS OFFICIAL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Boy just walked in and said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;GOOD NEWS MOM! Mrs. D just told me. <strong>I&#8217;m going to HIGH SCHOOL!<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes &#8211; it was in doubt, because he was being such a butt about his homework (He DID it, why on EARTH does he NOT TURN IT IN?? Makes NO sense! NONE!)<\/p>\n<p>Scraped in by the skin of his teeth he did, but it&#8217;s official. Her words were &#8220;we love you, but get out. We&#8217;re kicking you across the field.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Whew.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><font size=1> though, also, OMFG, he&#8217;s gonna be in HIGH SCHOOL! I&#8217;M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Boy just walked in and said: &#8220;GOOD NEWS MOM! Mrs. D just told me. I&#8217;m going to HIGH SCHOOL!&#8221; Yes &#8211; it was in doubt, because he was being such a butt about his homework (He DID it, why on EARTH does he NOT TURN IT IN?? Makes NO sense! NONE!) Scraped in by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}