{"id":604,"date":"2006-05-23T23:50:05","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T08:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/05\/23\/on-inner-peace\/"},"modified":"2006-05-23T23:52:36","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T08:52:36","slug":"on-inner-peace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/05\/23\/on-inner-peace\/","title":{"rendered":"On Inner Peace.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sent to me by TBF&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Sent: 5\/22\/2006 9:15:58 AM<br \/>\nSubject: Inner Peace<\/p>\n<p>I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.<\/p>\n<p>So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn&#8217;t finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>a bottle of Merlot,<br \/>\na bottle of White Zinfandel,<br \/>\na bottle of Baileys,<br \/>\na bottle of Kahlua,<br \/>\na package of Oreos,<br \/>\nthe remainder of the Valium prescriptions,<br \/>\nthe rest of the cheesecake,<br \/>\nthe rest of the Doritos<br \/>\nand a box of chocolates.<\/p>\n<p>You have no idea how freaking good I feel.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>BWAHAHAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sent to me by TBF&#8230; &#8212; Sent: 5\/22\/2006 9:15:58 AM Subject: Inner Peace I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}