{"id":629,"date":"2006-06-03T14:08:58","date_gmt":"2006-06-03T23:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/06\/03\/snippets\/"},"modified":"2006-06-03T14:20:26","modified_gmt":"2006-06-03T23:20:26","slug":"snippets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/06\/03\/snippets\/","title":{"rendered":"snippets"},"content":{"rendered":"

Heard many times in the past years because I am a mean mom:<\/p>\n

Kids: MOOOOOOOOOM!
\nMe: Not here. I ran away. Cuz of ya’ll. Sorry. Leave a message.<\/p>\n

Heard from the restroom just moments ago:<\/p>\n

The Pup: MOM!!
\nThe Girl: She ain’t here. ran away. cuz of ya’ll. Sorry. Leave a message.<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

I am SO FREAKIN PROUD! *tear*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Heard many times in the past years because I am a mean mom: Kids: MOOOOOOOOOM! Me: Not here. I ran away. Cuz of ya’ll. Sorry. Leave a message. Heard from the restroom just moments ago: The Pup: MOM!! The Girl: She ain’t here. ran away. cuz of ya’ll. Sorry. Leave a message. — I am […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}