{"id":640,"date":"2006-06-13T15:01:50","date_gmt":"2006-06-14T00:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/06\/13\/how-smart-is-you\/"},"modified":"2006-06-13T15:01:50","modified_gmt":"2006-06-14T00:01:50","slug":"how-smart-is-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/06\/13\/how-smart-is-you\/","title":{"rendered":"How smart is you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heh. How many did YOU get right? No cheating! *g* (answers after the cut)<\/p>\n<p>1. Do they have a 4<sup>th<\/sup> of July in England?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n2. How many birthdays does the average man have?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n4. Lisa gives a beggar 50 cents; Lisa is the beggar&#8217;s sister,  but the beggar is not Lisa&#8217;s brother. Why?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n5. Why can&#8217;t a man living in the U.S.A. be buried in Canada?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n6. How many outs are there in an inning (of American baseball)?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow&#8217;s sister?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n8. Two men played five games of checkers. Each man won the same number  of games, but there were no ties. Explain this.<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n9. Divide 30 by 1\/2 and add 10. What is the answer?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n10. A man builds a rectangular house; all four sides have southern  exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n12. I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What  are the coins?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n13. If you have only one match and you walk into a room where there is  an oil burner, a lamp, and a wood-burning stove, which one would you  light first?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n14. How far can a dog run into the woods?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n15. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every  half-hour. How long would the pills last?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n17. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5&#8242; 10&#8221; tall. What does he weigh?<br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n19. How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?<\/p>\n<p><code>\u00a0<\/code>20. What was the President&#8217;s name in 1964?<br \/>\n(answers below here &#8211; no cheating!)<\/p>\n<p><!--more|inline--><\/p>\n<p>1. Do they have a 4<sup>th<\/sup> of July in England?<\/p>\n<p><em>Yes. They also have a 1<sup>st<\/sup> of July, a 12<sup>th<\/sup> of April and a  27<sup>th<\/sup> of October.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n2. How many birthdays does the average man have?<\/p>\n<p><em>Just one, but it is celebrated once per year.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?<\/p>\n<p><em>12. &#8220;I have 28&#8221; implies &#8220;I have <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">at least<\/span> 28&#8243;, not &#8220;I have <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">exactly<\/span> 28&#8243;.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n4. Lisa gives a beggar 50 cents; Lisa is the beggar&#8217;s sister,  but the beggar is not Lisa&#8217;s brother. Why?<\/p>\n<p><em>Because the beggar is Lisa&#8217;s sister.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n5. Why can&#8217;t a man living in the U.S.A. be buried in Canada?<\/p>\n<p><em>Because if he&#8217;s <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">living<\/span>, he isn&#8217;t dead yet, and Canada has a law  against burying someone alive.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n6. How many outs are there in an inning (of American baseball)?<\/p>\n<p><em>6 (3 for each team).<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow&#8217;s sister?<\/p>\n<p><em>No, because if he has a &#8220;widow&#8221; then he is dead, and they don&#8217;t let  dead men marry in California.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n8. Two men played five games of checkers. Each man won the same number  of games, but there were no ties. Explain this.<\/p>\n<p><em>They didn&#8217;t play all five games against each other.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n9. Divide 30 by 1\/2 and add 10. What is the answer?<\/p>\n<p><em>70. &#8220;30 divided by 1\/2&#8221; is the same as &#8220;30 times 2&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n10. A man builds a rectangular house; all four sides have southern  exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear?<\/p>\n<p><em>White. The house straddles the north pole.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?<\/p>\n<p><em>After you take 2, you have at least 2.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n12. I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What  are the coins?<\/p>\n<p><em>A half-dollar and a nickel. One coin is <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">not<\/span> a nickel, and the  other coin <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">is<\/span> a nickel.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n13. If you have only one match and you walk into a room where there is  an oil burner, a lamp, and a wood-burning stove, which one would you  light first?<\/p>\n<p><em>You would have to light the match first.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n14. How far can a dog run into the woods?<\/p>\n<p><em>Halfway; after that he&#8217;s running out of the woods.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n15. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every  half-hour. How long would the pills last?<\/p>\n<p><em>1 hour<\/em> or<br \/>\n<em>Each pill lasts until you take it.<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?<\/p>\n<p><em>9<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n17. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?<\/p>\n<p><em>None. Perhaps you were thinking of Noah?<\/em><br \/>\n<code>\u00a0<\/code><br \/>\n18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5&#8242; 10&#8221; tall. 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