{"id":671,"date":"2006-06-28T15:04:34","date_gmt":"2006-06-29T00:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/06\/28\/omg-make-it-stop\/"},"modified":"2006-06-28T15:05:29","modified_gmt":"2006-06-29T00:05:29","slug":"omg-make-it-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/06\/28\/omg-make-it-stop\/","title":{"rendered":"Omg. MAKE IT STOP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MAKE IT STOP!<\/p>\n<p>Since 4am this morning, I&#8217;ve been listening to the following &#8211; (turn up your volume &#8211; and realize that this isn&#8217;t even CLOSE to how noisy they&#8217;ve gotten. But it is. CONTINUOUS!)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><flv xhref=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/videos\/STOOPIDBIRDS.flv\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even know what kinda birds they are. I don&#8217;t care. I do know that I want to KILL THEM AND EAT THEM and show my IRRITATION at their CONSTANT NOISE!<\/p>\n<p>Grr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MAKE IT STOP! Since 4am this morning, I&#8217;ve been listening to the following &#8211; (turn up your volume &#8211; and realize that this isn&#8217;t even CLOSE to how noisy they&#8217;ve gotten. But it is. CONTINUOUS!) I don&#8217;t even know what kinda birds they are. I don&#8217;t care. I do know that I want to KILL [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}