{"id":685,"date":"2006-07-07T20:47:50","date_gmt":"2006-07-08T05:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/07\/07\/dear-nana-moosie\/"},"modified":"2006-07-07T20:47:50","modified_gmt":"2006-07-08T05:47:50","slug":"dear-nana-moosie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/07\/07\/dear-nana-moosie\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Nana Moosie,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just want you to know that when I, the GOOD daughter, teach the buglet things, I teach him wholesome, loving things to say, such as the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><flv xhref=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/videos\/auntiebethie.flv\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Unfortunately, THIS is what your other daughter teaches him!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><flv xhref=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/videos\/dammit.flv\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>CLEARLY I am the better influence.<\/p>\n<p>And I didn&#8217;t at all deliberately edit it so that you didn&#8217;t hear him mimic my calling him a &#8216;little shit&#8217; either. Honest. I swear.<\/p>\n<p>*shining grin*<\/p>\n<p>Your loving (and GOOD) daughter,<br \/>\nLessa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just want you to know that when I, the GOOD daughter, teach the buglet things, I teach him wholesome, loving things to say, such as the following: Unfortunately, THIS is what your other daughter teaches him! CLEARLY I am the better influence. And I didn&#8217;t at all deliberately edit it so that you didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,9,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-letters","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}