{"id":707,"date":"2006-07-24T22:47:40","date_gmt":"2006-07-25T07:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/07\/24\/guess-what-the-pup-got-for-her-shopping-day\/"},"modified":"2006-07-24T23:04:55","modified_gmt":"2006-07-25T08:04:55","slug":"guess-what-the-pup-got-for-her-shopping-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/07\/24\/guess-what-the-pup-got-for-her-shopping-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Guess what the pup got for her Shopping day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/196885945\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"149\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Good Triumphs over Eeeeeeeeevil...\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/70\/196885945_8e5b1c53ca_m.jpg\" \/><\/a>  <a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/196885968\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"193\" height=\"149\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Good Triumphs over Eeeeeeeeevil...\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/68\/196885968_736be32ce0_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/196885986\/\" \/><a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/196885986\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"146\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" alt=\"That's OFFICER PUP to you!\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/60\/196885986_53fb9937b7_m.jpg\" \/><\/a> The neighborhood is now a  safer place with Officer Pup on the job! No Sibling shall go unchallenged! You have the right to wriggle and wraggle and plead for mercy. Everything you say, do, think about maybe doing someday in the future, have or have not done in the past, things from Officer Pup&#8217;s imagination &#8211; <strong>will<\/strong> be used against you in the Court of Mom!<\/p>\n<p>Be afraid.<\/p>\n<p>Be<\/p>\n<p><strong>very<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>afraid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The neighborhood is now a safer place with Officer Pup on the job! No Sibling shall go unchallenged! You have the right to wriggle and wraggle and plead for mercy. Everything you say, do, think about maybe doing someday in the future, have or have not done in the past, things from Officer Pup&#8217;s imagination [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}