{"id":709,"date":"2006-07-28T01:47:45","date_gmt":"2006-07-28T10:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/07\/28\/so-3\/"},"modified":"2006-07-28T01:47:45","modified_gmt":"2006-07-28T10:47:45","slug":"so-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/07\/28\/so-3\/","title":{"rendered":"So…."},"content":{"rendered":"

….remember when I mentioned this upcoming reality show that was SO UNBELIEVABLE that i HAD to see it? yeah? It was “Who wants to be a SuperHero<\/a>” and it debuted tonight on the Sci-Fi channel.<\/p>\n

Oh. My. Fucking. God. I haven’t laughed so hard in WEEKS! They were so SERIOUS and so FLAKEY and Stan Lee being all SERIOUS and yelling at them for partying and the ROTIART\u00a0 who was a TRAITOR and had been coping everything they said and kicked off the boy Levity for wanting to make action figures of himself and the guy with the big gun (HELLO? Compensating much???) The Iron Enforcer, and the abigiously Gay dude and… Monkey girl. And Fat Mama. And…and…and.<\/p>\n

I seriously, seriously recommend this show. It has “drinking game” written all over it! I swear! Take a shot everytime they reference their Special Powers! Take a shot everytime the Gay Dude does jazz fingers! 1 shot for each time Stan Lee says “superheros!” A drink for each Challenge! A drink for each time Monkey girl makes monkey noises! A drink for each STUPID CATCH PHRASE! A drink for each time Fat Mama’s Donuts fall off her belt! A drink for each fade to comic book image! Trust me! After 15 minutes you’ll be a PUDDLE OF GIGGLING DRUNKEN GLEE!<\/p>\n

Seriously… it’s… it’s… and the ELIMINATION! Only 4 of the 10 discovered REAL CHALLENGE in the ‘change in public’ first test! AND THEN! The TEARFUL apology of Monkey Girl and how she’ll Never Fail Stan Lee AGAIN!<\/p>\n

ALWAYS SAVE THE CRYING GIRL! sheesh. Superhero 101!!!<\/p>\n

So long, Levity and Nitro G – we hardly knew you!<\/p>\n

Remember!<\/p>\n

….But as they’re about to learn, it takes more than a sharp costume and cool powers to be a hero \u2014 because for a true superhero, it’s what kind of person you are<\/em> that counts the most\u2026.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

….remember when I mentioned this upcoming reality show that was SO UNBELIEVABLE that i HAD to see it? yeah? It was “Who wants to be a SuperHero” and it debuted tonight on the Sci-Fi channel. Oh. My. Fucking. God. I haven’t laughed so hard in WEEKS! They were so SERIOUS and so FLAKEY and Stan […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}