{"id":721,"date":"2006-08-11T18:04:17","date_gmt":"2006-08-12T03:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/08\/11\/todays-mailbag\/"},"modified":"2006-08-11T18:04:17","modified_gmt":"2006-08-12T03:04:17","slug":"todays-mailbag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/08\/11\/todays-mailbag\/","title":{"rendered":"Today’s Mailbag"},"content":{"rendered":"

….It was there. Hiding under the catalog filled with things I do not want, nor can I afford thus its good its a buncha crap I don’t want. It was there lurking with it’s unassuming white postcard-like liesure. It’s plain black text didn’t SEEM to harbor such tidings of age and decrepit-ness, but alas, it did.<\/p>\n

And I have proof.<\/p>\n

Naturally.<\/p>\n

See?<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"WHAT?\"<\/div>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s the last line that kills me! WHAT? just because he is a FR…FRESH….AUGH! Now he no longer NEEDS HIS MOMMY for such momentous events?<\/p>\n

Thats it! I’m selling the kids and getting a..a…a.. BUNNY! Though I hear told they aren’t so much with the appreciation<\/a> EITHER. Harumph.<\/p>\n

I AM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS CRAP!
\n(Stop laughing Nana Moosie, I can hear you from here, you know!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

….It was there. Hiding under the catalog filled with things I do not want, nor can I afford thus its good its a buncha crap I don’t want. It was there lurking with it’s unassuming white postcard-like liesure. It’s plain black text didn’t SEEM to harbor such tidings of age and decrepit-ness, but alas, it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}