{"id":730,"date":"2006-08-24T07:49:06","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T16:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/08\/24\/i-spoke-too-soon\/"},"modified":"2006-08-24T07:49:06","modified_gmt":"2006-08-24T16:49:06","slug":"i-spoke-too-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/08\/24\/i-spoke-too-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"I spoke too soon."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I had to physically drag two of the three children out of bed &#8211; and only one made it to the shower, though both made it to a quick 20 minute cat nap before stumbling out the door.<\/p>\n<p>preTeen\/Teenagers.<\/p>\n<p>(OMFG i&#8217;m so OLD! And you! get offa my LAWN!)<\/p>\n<p>The pup, on the other hand, hasn&#8217;t stopped talking since she got up. I&#8217;m gonna start waking her up later. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I had to physically drag two of the three children out of bed &#8211; and only one made it to the shower, though both made it to a quick 20 minute cat nap before stumbling out the door. preTeen\/Teenagers. (OMFG i&#8217;m so OLD! And you! get offa my LAWN!) The pup, on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}