{"id":740,"date":"2006-09-01T21:25:50","date_gmt":"2006-09-02T06:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/09\/01\/so-the-phone-rings\/"},"modified":"2006-09-01T21:25:50","modified_gmt":"2006-09-02T06:25:50","slug":"so-the-phone-rings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/09\/01\/so-the-phone-rings\/","title":{"rendered":"So &#8211; the phone rings&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and I hear &#8220;So. What do you know about tape recorders&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Um, I say. You push play, and it works!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well I&#8217;ll be damned it DID work! That didn&#8217;t work BEFORE! It&#8217;s your VOICE!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s about when he started to fear he was going to fall off the deck, and his friend said she loved me because I live in Alaska, and I said I loved them too &#8211; cuz well, I love everyone. HAHAHAH!<br \/>\nNeedless to say, TBF is very, very Drunk. They&#8217;ve killed a bottle of wine that I MUST HAVE! Apparently, it is called &#8220;Mad Housewife&#8221; and the back of it is HYSTERICAL! I must have this wine. He&#8217;s promised to buy me a bottle when I go down next. *just shakes head*<\/p>\n<p>Now, this is REALLY twice as funny when you realize that I got a call a couple days ago &#8211; from a sober, but very chagrinned TBF. &#8220;&#8230;so. I told her that I&#8217;d go see WHATEVER MOVIE she wanted to see. I wanted Snakes on a motherfuckin plane. What did I get stuck in? STEP IT UP!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cue Lessa spitting her diet crack all over the desk. For TBF doesn&#8217;t DO music\/dance\/girly flicks at ALL. He swears he&#8217;ll deny it and never put it in writing &#8211; but you know, I&#8217;ll never EVER let him live it down. &#8220;No one I knew saw me! you can prove NOTHING!&#8221; If I&#8217;m lucky, J saved the ticket stub. hahahahahaha!<\/p>\n<p>First Step it up, and second, falling off the deck. It&#8217;s been a good week for TBF. *L*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and I hear &#8220;So. What do you know about tape recorders&#8230;&#8221; Um, I say. You push play, and it works! &#8220;Well I&#8217;ll be damned it DID work! That didn&#8217;t work BEFORE! It&#8217;s your VOICE!&#8221; That&#8217;s about when he started to fear he was going to fall off the deck, and his friend said she loved [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}