{"id":744,"date":"2006-09-03T21:33:05","date_gmt":"2006-09-04T06:33:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/09\/03\/dear-hormones\/"},"modified":"2006-09-03T21:40:14","modified_gmt":"2006-09-04T06:40:14","slug":"dear-hormones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/09\/03\/dear-hormones\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear face of mine,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahem. Hello? I know I keep telling people that inside, i&#8217;m still 16, but could we stop it with the breakouts already? Especially as it is not MY week for PMS?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard of sympathy pains, but um, when my 12 year old daughter says, out of the blue &#8220;&#8230;my belly hurts, here kinda on the lower sides&#8230;&#8221; this does not give you ANY REASON to suddenly, out of the blue ASSUME that&#8217;s what it means and then cause MY face to breakout as if I were the almost teenager? Isn&#8217;t it bad enough that i&#8217;m DYING INSIDE because she is going &#8220;What? It might be? BUT I DON&#8217;T WANT TO BE A GIRL LIKE THAT YET!&#8221; coupled with the additional pain that it&#8217;s obviously inevitable and dammit all? I am NOT READY FOR THIS!<\/p>\n<p>So, could you at LEAST sympathize a little and stoppit with the zits already? PLEASE?<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br \/>\nAging-by-the-minute-Mama<\/p>\n<p>PS. Nana Moosie? Stop that. I can hear you laughing from here&#8230;. heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahem. Hello? I know I keep telling people that inside, i&#8217;m still 16, but could we stop it with the breakouts already? Especially as it is not MY week for PMS? I&#8217;ve heard of sympathy pains, but um, when my 12 year old daughter says, out of the blue &#8220;&#8230;my belly hurts, here kinda on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}