{"id":798,"date":"2006-10-13T07:05:20","date_gmt":"2006-10-13T16:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/10\/13\/makin-my-way-in-the-world-today\/"},"modified":"2006-10-13T07:05:20","modified_gmt":"2006-10-13T16:05:20","slug":"makin-my-way-in-the-world-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/10\/13\/makin-my-way-in-the-world-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Makin my way in the world today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man. I should be RICH, I tell ya. RICH!<\/p>\n<p>Singsong this morning to the lines of &#8220;Oh Susanna, don&#8217;t you cry for me! I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee&#8221; &#8211; adlibbed and totally made up on the spot:<br \/>\n~~<\/p>\n<p>JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the freckles on her nose!<br \/>\nShe all lean and 8 feet tall from her nose to her toes!<\/p>\n<p>JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the boogers in her nose!<br \/>\nI once saw dig for gold, using only her toes!<\/p>\n<p>JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the long and stanky feet,<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s got smarts and super farts that really can&#8217;t be beat!<\/p>\n<p>JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the long and skinny neck<br \/>\nShe talks and talks and talks and talks and always gives you he..ck!<\/p>\n<p>JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the super skinny butt!<br \/>\nToo bad she talks and talks and talks &#8211; her mouth is never shut!<\/p>\n<p>JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! Is the super star with class<br \/>\nThank god she finally put on clothes I&#8217;m sick of seein her ass!<\/p>\n<p>JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! has just confessed a crush!<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll love this Tristan boy all day, her insides turned to mush!<\/p>\n<p>~~<\/p>\n<p>Heh. there were more, too. Needless to say she spent most of the morning repeating &#8220;MO-OOOOOOOOOM!!!!&#8221; and totally smacking me on the head as she walked by getting ready for school.\u00c2\u00a0 Hee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man. I should be RICH, I tell ya. RICH! Singsong this morning to the lines of &#8220;Oh Susanna, don&#8217;t you cry for me! I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee&#8221; &#8211; adlibbed and totally made up on the spot: ~~ JeeeeeeeeessiAnna! With the freckles on her nose! She all lean and 8 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}