{"id":804,"date":"2006-10-20T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-21T02:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/10\/20\/heard-just-moments-ago\/"},"modified":"2006-10-20T17:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-21T02:46:00","slug":"heard-just-moments-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/10\/20\/heard-just-moments-ago\/","title":{"rendered":"heard just MOMENTS ago&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Yes, it&#8217;s time to take it out of the oven now.<\/p>\n<p>The Girl: I&#8217;ll do it! Me Me me!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Don&#8217;t burn yourself.<\/p>\n<p>The Girl: *points to TheBoy* He&#8217;ll do it! He He He!<\/p>\n<p>~~<\/p>\n<p>She didn&#8217;t even miss a beat. *L* I&#8217;m so proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Yes, it&#8217;s time to take it out of the oven now. The Girl: I&#8217;ll do it! Me Me me! Me: Don&#8217;t burn yourself. The Girl: *points to TheBoy* He&#8217;ll do it! He He He! ~~ She didn&#8217;t even miss a beat. *L* I&#8217;m so proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}