{"id":809,"date":"2006-10-24T06:59:04","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T15:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/10\/24\/reasons-that-my-oldest-daughter-might-possibly-perhaps-kinda-almost-may-be-exactly-like-her-mother\/"},"modified":"2006-10-24T07:10:02","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T16:10:02","slug":"reasons-that-my-oldest-daughter-might-possibly-perhaps-kinda-almost-may-be-exactly-like-her-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/10\/24\/reasons-that-my-oldest-daughter-might-possibly-perhaps-kinda-almost-may-be-exactly-like-her-mother\/","title":{"rendered":"Reasons that my oldest daughter might, possibly, perhaps, kinda, almost, may be EXACTLY like her mother."},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Said by me – with fake cheerfulness: “Good MORNING!Good MORNING! Hit the showers!\n

    “Replied by her: SNARLGROWLGRUMPsnoooooooooooore<\/li>\n

  2. 10-20 minutes later, me, calling her for the umpteenth time – screw the cheerfulness: “Get your ass up OUTA that BED right NOW, young lady!”\n

    In reply, by her: “PAINTPEELINGGLARE! SNARL! STOMP! trip over something whimper GROWL! STOMPSTOMPSTOMP back to the bathroom. CRASH something hits the floor! Exasperated SNARLS!”<\/li>\n

  3. Her, in the shower, cheerfully<\/em> singing: “Sooooooooome WHEEEEEEEEEERE oooooover the raaaaaaaaainbooooooooow”\n

    Me, in reply: “……stunned silence……”<\/li>\n

  4. 10 minutes later, after the shower. Me, tentatively, yet with more fake goodmorning cheer: “Mornin Glory!”\n

    Her reply: SNARL PAINTPEELINGGLARE . FLOP on the couch. SNAG her bag and shoes. GRAB her coat. STOMP to the door.<\/li>\n

  5. Me – last ditch effort: “Have a good day, baby girl!”\n

    Her. Cheerfully, running off for breakfast with Papa and Nana: “Love you, mama! bye!”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    And yes. I can hear Nana and Papa laughing from here. Grump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Said by me – with fake cheerfulness: “Good MORNING!Good MORNING! Hit the showers! “Replied by her: SNARLGROWLGRUMPsnoooooooooooore 10-20 minutes later, me, calling her for the umpteenth time – screw the cheerfulness: “Get your ass up OUTA that BED right NOW, young lady!” In reply, by her: “PAINTPEELINGGLARE! SNARL! STOMP! trip over something whimper GROWL! STOMPSTOMPSTOMP […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}