{"id":814,"date":"2006-10-25T22:28:16","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T07:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/10\/25\/crap-there-goes-the-neighborhood\/"},"modified":"2006-10-26T00:01:14","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T09:01:14","slug":"crap-there-goes-the-neighborhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/10\/25\/crap-there-goes-the-neighborhood\/","title":{"rendered":"Crap. There goes the neighborhood."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sigh. Who ordered this??<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/279679664\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" border=\"0\" alt=\"10-25-06-11pm_FirstSnow\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/120\/279679664_bab86587e8_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/279679644\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" border=\"0\" alt=\"10-25-06-11pm_FirstSnow_car\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/116\/279679644_dc5065d92a_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">And as proof that the thought of Actual Winter steals what passes for my logic &#8211; the following exchange preceded the pictures.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">The Girl: MOM! It&#8217;s SNOWING!<br \/>\nMe: You&#8217;re grounded.<br \/>\nThe Girl: &#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nMe: *totally serious face*<br \/>\nThe Girl: &#8230;..but WHY?<br \/>\nMe: You TOLD me about it.<br \/>\nThe Girl: &#8230;..<br \/>\nThe Girl: &#8230;..<br \/>\nThe Girl: Where&#8217;s the camera?<br \/>\nThe GIrl: Look! Pictures! Proof!<br \/>\nMe: Yeah. The grounding? TOTALLY NOT KIDDING.\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Harumph. Seems PERFECTLY logical to me. Little brat. I could be in DENIAL if not for her!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">PS. The lack of logic also MIGHT ALSO be because of DayQuil Sinus. That shit&#8217;s the BOMB baby. It&#8217;s the first time I&#8217;ve had it cuz apparently eveyrone else was busy snorting it&#8217;s deliciousness because it was always sold out. I&#8217;d been looking for it since Mei told me to a YEAR ago.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So for the past year I was stuck with Sudefed. Which everyone knows is only good for cooking meth. That&#8217;s why you can only buy one box at a time without filling forms and selling your firstborn. Beause getting 2 boxes? is CLEARLY a straight line toward methcookin hell. Handbasket included.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">But today? Oh. there was DAYQUIL SINUS. <strike>Elixer<\/strike> <strike>Elixure <\/strike>(howthehelldoyouspellthat?) LIQUID FILLED PILLS of the GODS.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Heh. What? stop looking at me like that. *grin*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sigh. Who ordered this?? And as proof that the thought of Actual Winter steals what passes for my logic &#8211; the following exchange preceded the pictures. The Girl: MOM! It&#8217;s SNOWING! Me: You&#8217;re grounded. The Girl: &#8230;&#8230; Me: *totally serious face* The Girl: &#8230;..but WHY? Me: You TOLD me about it. The Girl: &#8230;.. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}