{"id":827,"date":"2006-11-03T21:32:53","date_gmt":"2006-11-04T06:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/03\/im-doomed\/"},"modified":"2006-11-03T21:32:53","modified_gmt":"2006-11-04T06:32:53","slug":"im-doomed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/03\/im-doomed\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m doomed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: Mama? Remember that boy I told ya was kinda cute?<br \/>\nMe: *wary* Yeah&#8230;.<br \/>\nThe Pup: well. *blush* today? we was partners for folk dancing in PE. Don&#8217;t Tell TheBoy!<br \/>\nMe: *trying not to laugh* Alright.<br \/>\nThe Pup: Maybe I should ask his address and phone number soon, you think? And then we can like, play or something.<br \/>\nMe: uh&#8230;. How bout you just be friends for now, and dance in PE.<br \/>\nThe Pup: Ok. For now.<\/p>\n<p>DOOMED. DOOMED I SAY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: Mama? Remember that boy I told ya was kinda cute? Me: *wary* Yeah&#8230;. The Pup: well. *blush* today? we was partners for folk dancing in PE. Don&#8217;t Tell TheBoy! Me: *trying not to laugh* Alright. The Pup: Maybe I should ask his address and phone number soon, you think? And then we can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}