{"id":828,"date":"2006-11-04T08:00:54","date_gmt":"2006-11-04T17:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/04\/my-turn-internets\/"},"modified":"2006-11-06T07:04:52","modified_gmt":"2006-11-06T16:04:52","slug":"my-turn-internets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/04\/my-turn-internets\/","title":{"rendered":"My turn, internets!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Internets,<\/p>\n

\"annabelle\"<\/a> This is Annabelle. I wants you to know that I ain’t stupid, no matter what Ace said! In fact, he’s just a big stupidhead. While he’s all sucking up to mom, I’m busy protecting the whole house from the invasion of the rattle-y beads! They shimmy and shake and make noise and I will go to any lengths to assure moms and the kids are safe! And? i look DAMN FINE doing it too! He might be cute, but I’m GORGEOUS!<\/p>\n

You think I’m kidding bouts the whole suckin up thing? HAH! Every time I turn around, he’s curled up next to mom somehow. He claims the soft spot behind her knees, and leaves me with her ankles! And he’s all about curlin up around her neck and stuff under her ponytail when she’s at her desk. And even when I get a second to cuddle up with mom, his big ole fat butt comes clampering on up to horn in on my time. He’s a big ole fat meany butt, that’s what he is!<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"ace<\/a>\"ace<\/a>\"ace<\/a><\/p>\n

He’s a big ole jealous brat, that’s what he is!<\/p>\n

But, well. He’s my brother, so I guess I can forgive him. Long as he quits sittin on me. He makes for good target practice though – I am the CHAMP of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pounce!
\nI like the others in the house too, though. They’s all kindsa smart. Three of them to love all over me while Ace is hoggin mom. My favorite game is to attack the ankles when they walk by. I’m fast too! Tripped that big boy up and made him fall right on his face. It was totally awesome! I also like bitin mom’s toes from under her footstool. She squeels.<\/p>\n

\"Annabelle\"<\/a>And also? climbing the wall by the shower. They gots rope on the edge that’s perfect for sharpening my claws and climbing to the top. They don’t like it much when I knock the shower curtainrod down though. Specially when it’s ON the boy. Though Mom laughs. Mom’s got a pretty good sense of humor. She’s gotta, with them three kids. SHEESH. I like all the attention, sure, but they are a handful. But i’ll help raise em right, I will. Cuz that’s my job.<\/p>\n

When I’m not taking a nap, that is. I do have to maintain the proper amount of beauty sleep, after all. 22.5 hours of sleep a day. It’s what keep’s us pretty kittens young. Ace’ll be sorry he didn’t pay ‘tention to that. You just wait and see.<\/p>\n

Anyway, internets, it’s naptime again and since ace ain’t lookin maybe I can get to curl up in mom’s lap all by myself. We all know she really likes me best anyway.<\/p>\n

love, Annabelle
\n(Much cuter, and thinner, then that big ole fathead Ace.)
\n(Happy Silly Kitty Saturday!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Internets, This is Annabelle. I wants you to know that I ain’t stupid, no matter what Ace said! In fact, he’s just a big stupidhead. While he’s all sucking up to mom, I’m busy protecting the whole house from the invasion of the rattle-y beads! They shimmy and shake and make noise and I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters","category-nablopomo","category-sillykittysaturday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}