{"id":83,"date":"2004-07-31T14:41:29","date_gmt":"2004-07-31T23:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2004\/07\/31\/ive-got-a-purple-ass-and-im-not-afraid-to-sit-on-it\/"},"modified":"2004-07-31T14:41:29","modified_gmt":"2004-07-31T23:41:29","slug":"ive-got-a-purple-ass-and-im-not-afraid-to-sit-on-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2004\/07\/31\/ive-got-a-purple-ass-and-im-not-afraid-to-sit-on-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve got a purple ass, and I&#8217;m not afraid to sit on it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So. I&#8217;ve wanted to write, but I find myself highly annoyed and I&#8217;ve tried to keep it squashed. But well &#8211; that&#8217;s never good, right? I don&#8217;t know. <\/p>\n<p>There are times when you know someone is making the biggest mistake ever, and there&#8217;s just nothing you can do about it. Sure I could raise a stink and be a general bitch about the whole ordeal, but that would just get certain things that I know count on me taken away. I won&#8217;t do that &#8211; so I have to sit mum. Others around me have to do the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m annoyed, however, because there&#8217;s been deliberate slights made. Definite attempts to keep me at arms reach. Makes me want to throttle people, to take their necks between my hands and <b>squeeze<\/b>. If I were the only one, I&#8217;d be worried? but I know that I am not the only one under protest. So I keep my mouth shut, I vent to people that it&#8217;s safe to do so, and I prepare for the worst. I don&#8217;t see myself being pleasently surprised by any eventuality, as might be par for the course, and I know that&#8217;s awfully pesimistic? But this is just too obvious to everyone but the people involved.<\/p>\n<p>People are stupid. Wizards First Rule. *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>~~~<\/p>\n<p>So my ass is purple. *L* I decided to redo the dye job &#8211; at least get rid of some of the roots. And well, purple dyes EVERYTHING. My back, my ass, my legs, my feet, my hands &#8211; all from the rinse off. *chuckles* It&#8217;ll fade with the next shower, gone by the third, but for now, my ass is purple and I&#8217;m not afriad to sit on it and tell you about it. Ain&#8217;tcha glad you asked? You didn&#8217;t? *laughs* too bad. You know me better then that by now.<\/p>\n<p>~~~<\/p>\n<p>In other news. <\/p>\n<p>Last quarter of school. They put me in an elective for which I don&#8217;t have the pre-reqs and I&#8217;m drowning. But hey &#8211; I only have to pass it. Fuck the GPA right? *sigh* <\/p>\n<p>Total revamp of the portfolio though &#8211; check it out <a href=\"http:\/\/ld.reachthecolors.com\">here<\/a>. Then hire me dammit. heh.<\/p>\n<p>~~~~<\/p>\n<p>In still other news. <\/p>\n<p>Someone dared me. So I did. A writing blog &#8211; but not just any writing. Writing my mother shouldn&#8217;t read. (*waves* hi mom! *L*) so only those who ask will get the addy. The dare was &#8211; just write. Preparation for NaNoWriMo. Just write. Uninhibited. Nothing taboo. raw. raunch. good ole s.e.x.<\/p>\n<p>What the hell. It&#8217;s all in the name of fun, right? *L*<\/p>\n<p>~~~~<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. Time to stuff my fat purple ass into my fat ladies dress for the wedding today. Purple and forest green is a good combo &#8211; right? heh.heh.heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. I&#8217;ve wanted to write, but I find myself highly annoyed and I&#8217;ve tried to keep it squashed. But well &#8211; that&#8217;s never good, right? I don&#8217;t know. There are times when you know someone is making the biggest mistake ever, and there&#8217;s just nothing you can do about it. 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