{"id":839,"date":"2006-11-12T17:28:20","date_gmt":"2006-11-13T02:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/12\/just-heard\/"},"modified":"2006-11-12T17:28:20","modified_gmt":"2006-11-13T02:28:20","slug":"just-heard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/12\/just-heard\/","title":{"rendered":"Just heard&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: Hey! What if you was falling! And you started falling when you were a baby? but you didn&#8217;t LAND until you was 99 years old! That&#8217;d be one REALLY LONG fall huh?<\/p>\n<p>Thinking: Welcome to life, kid. Enjoy your decent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: Hey! What if you was falling! And you started falling when you were a baby? but you didn&#8217;t LAND until you was 99 years old! That&#8217;d be one REALLY LONG fall huh? Thinking: Welcome to life, kid. Enjoy your decent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}