{"id":843,"date":"2006-11-14T14:29:14","date_gmt":"2006-11-14T23:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/14\/day-14-wait-i-promised-not-to-count-days-didnt-i-um-ok-insert-title-here-g\/"},"modified":"2006-11-14T14:30:48","modified_gmt":"2006-11-14T23:30:48","slug":"day-14-wait-i-promised-not-to-count-days-didnt-i-um-ok-insert-title-here-g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/14\/day-14-wait-i-promised-not-to-count-days-didnt-i-um-ok-insert-title-here-g\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 14: &#8220;Insert title here&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just in case you thought the gap-toothed grin couldn&#8217;t possibly get more gap-toothed, or maniacal? I give you this compelling evidence:<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/297639756\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" alt=\"gap-toothed grin\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/101\/297639756_7d647d7ac8_m.jpg\" \/><\/a> The Princess shirt makes the picture, I think. *grin*<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s losing her baby teeth faster then they can grow in, and also? Her mouth is so small, that she&#8217;s simply not got enough room for them. Hello Mr. Orthodontist, here&#8217;s my Last born. I shall be using my First born to pay for her teeth, and also, possibly my Middle born too.<\/p>\n<p>Though &#8211; for the amount of money I am looking at paying in the future for that child&#8217;s mouth? I expect an explanation as to HOW a mouth that small, that cannot possibly hold all the teeth the human mouth is meant to hold&#8230; HOW can it be so bloody NOISY all the TIME? Hm?<\/p>\n<p>And why does the possessor of such mouth think she is so damn cute?<\/p>\n<p>Actually, that one is easy. Because she <em>is.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Good thing, too. Else there might be more teeth missing. Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><!--more|inline--><\/p>\n<p>(and totally just kidding! GOSH!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in case you thought the gap-toothed grin couldn&#8217;t possibly get more gap-toothed, or maniacal? I give you this compelling evidence: The Princess shirt makes the picture, I think. *grin* She&#8217;s losing her baby teeth faster then they can grow in, and also? Her mouth is so small, that she&#8217;s simply not got enough room [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-nablopomo","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}