{"id":850,"date":"2006-11-17T05:41:38","date_gmt":"2006-11-17T14:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/17\/its-what-time\/"},"modified":"2006-11-17T05:43:40","modified_gmt":"2006-11-17T14:43:40","slug":"its-what-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/17\/its-what-time\/","title":{"rendered":"…it’s WHAT time?"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s 5:30 am. And no, Lessa – she who sleeps in till the last possible moment daily – is not ‘up already’. No, Lessa, who should quit talking about herself in third person, is awake still. <\/em>See there’s this thing, coming up next week, where I have to cook<\/strong> and have people over to eat<\/em> it, in my house<\/em><\/strong> and suddenly, I found myself with a slight urge to, oh, I dunno, straighten up a little.<\/p>\n

My living room has a floor<\/em>, people. Who knew?<\/p>\n

Sure, I haven’t vacuumed yet, but that’s because the kids aren’t awake yet, and the cats are already pissed off that I didn’t go to bed AND I moved all their favorite hidey places around, so, yeah. But – the couches are moved, the garbage disposed off, some things stacked up and ready to go out to the ManSpace for storage, and so on.<\/p>\n

The Girl cleaned up the entryway and hung up coats and such before she went to bed and I messed up her floor by tossing all the shoes in the living room that direction, but it’s still better then it was and the shoes will be put away later.<\/p>\n

Next – the dining room. I hear rumors that I’ve a table in there somewhere. And also? The kitchen. I know my oven works – I’m just not exactly sure where it is….<\/p>\n

(Yeah, I’m kidding.)
\n(Sorta.)<\/p>\n

But that can wait until after I send the kids to school and get sleeeeeeeeeep. Thank goodness I ended up not having to bbsit today!<\/p>\n

Now, who wants to come install my new toilet seat? And scoop the catbox<\/strike> clean up a bit while you’re in there, will ya?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s 5:30 am. And no, Lessa – she who sleeps in till the last possible moment daily – is not ‘up already’. No, Lessa, who should quit talking about herself in third person, is awake still. See there’s this thing, coming up next week, where I have to cook and have people over to eat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nablopomo","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}