screw you, i never liked you anyway<\/a><\/p>\nWELL then. It apparently was my “Screw November” turkey cooking panic entry that did it. On page 3 even! I’m touched. Truly. Though, it does make one wonder exactly what they were searching for, so diligently as to find me on page three.<\/p>\n
And… you people who keep looking for Doxycycl? Dude. I don’t have any more. And it made me break out. So quit looking for it here, ok? Sheesh.<\/p>\n
This is just a quicky entry, because I’ve a cake to eat<\/strike> birthday party to go to for my numbah 1 nephew, D-man. And tomorrow, I’ve another cake to eat<\/strike> birthday party for my numbah 2 nephew, T-man. So I shall return later tonight to collapse in a sugar induced coma<\/strike> post a picture or two.<\/p>\n
Oh, and Auntie Ladybug, was all nice and brought over some turkey cookin stuff. Whoo! Though, like, she said something about an injector. And I looked for one at the store and didn’t find one! (And I’m all wondering, do i REALLY need to sink so low as to shoot up my turkey anyway? I mean – isn’t there something inherently WRONG with that? No? ok. Cool then.) Anyone got an injecter thingy I can borrow? And THEN she said “Rub this on it too” so not only am I a Turkey’s Pusher, but I’m also a masseuse? The hell?<\/p>\n
(Oh. Yes. There will be pictures. Hahahaha!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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