{"id":862,"date":"2006-11-22T23:16:53","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T08:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/22\/thanksgiving-prep\/"},"modified":"2006-11-23T10:28:14","modified_gmt":"2006-11-23T19:28:14","slug":"thanksgiving-prep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/11\/22\/thanksgiving-prep\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving prep:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok &#8211; so, it&#8217;s about 12 hours before I gotta put the bird in the oven. Still to do:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strike>Make sure the bird is thawed.<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>Cuss &#8211; loudly! &#8211; upon discovering it&#8217;s not, and thus go to plan B.<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>Um. Come up with a plan B.<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>KFC (Yes. I worked there. And can I just say&#8230; ew?) training to the rescue!<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>Put Turkey in the Sink under running water to thaw.<\/strike><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><!--more|inline--><\/p>\n<p>da House:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strike>Install New Toilet seat<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>Clean said toilet<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>counters and sink<\/strike><\/li>\n<li>clean tub<\/li>\n<li><strike>Screw cleaning tub &#8211; pull curtain closed instead.<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>Catbox<br \/>\n<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>straighten living room<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>rearrange<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>vacuum<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>unearth dining room<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>discover table!<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>rearrange<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>rearrange again<\/strike><\/li>\n<li>vacuum<\/li>\n<li><strike>dishes<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>more dishes<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>clean counters<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>floor<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>hey! more dishes!<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>unearth stovetop<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>scrape out oven<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>doh! forgot some dishes!<\/strike><\/li>\n<li>holy shit I gotta lotta dishes.<\/li>\n<li><strike>Entryway<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>Hallway<\/strike><\/li>\n<li><strike>sweep<\/strike><strike><br \/>\n<\/strike><\/li>\n<li>Close the bedroom doors &#8211; ain&#8217;t no one wanna see THAT mess.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>whew. mostly done or in process at 10:30am. (Sleep? who slept??)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok &#8211; so, it&#8217;s about 12 hours before I gotta put the bird in the oven. Still to do: Make sure the bird is thawed. Cuss &#8211; loudly! &#8211; upon discovering it&#8217;s not, and thus go to plan B. Um. Come up with a plan B. KFC (Yes. I worked there. And can I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nablopomo","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}