{"id":879,"date":"2006-12-01T00:48:26","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T09:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/12\/01\/guest-post-tbf\/"},"modified":"2006-12-01T00:50:26","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T09:50:26","slug":"guest-post-tbf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/12\/01\/guest-post-tbf\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Post – TBF"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lessa’s Note: <\/strong>To celebrate my ability to NOT POST TODAY if I don’t want too, I give you a Guestpost by TBF via email. He has the LOVELIEST dreams…<\/em><\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

I… had a dream.
\nLast night I had the weirdest<\/em> dream.
\nOne of those short little flashes that only lasts a few clipcuts of whatever movie your brain’s only partially attending to before you wake up.
\nI guess more a music video dream than an actual movie.
\nToo bad there was no soundtrack.<\/p>\n

But a little backstory, first.
\nIt’s been awhile since I’ve had a haircut.
\nThe sides have grown out to like… almost two inches long.
\n(yes, bedhead in the morning is hysterical)
\nMohawks are not conducive to cold weather by a long shot.
\nWeather’s been nice here up until two days ago when we got our first snow.
\nGoddammit it’s COLD when that breeze hits.
\nFactor in all the metal I have in my left ear and, well, you get the point.
\nAnyway – summary to this all is that my hair’s a little shaggy.<\/p>\n

So, in this dream, apparently I figured I needed a haircut.
\nBut, by the shock I was experiencing at waking up and seeing this – most likely someone else<\/em> figured I needed a trim and did so while I was asleep.
\nSomehow, I’m standing in front of myself sitting on the couch (not my couch, either) and look at what harm has been done to my hair.
\nIt’s a bloody dream, I can stand in front of myself if I want to.
\nEven reach out and run fingers through my hair to find out that, indeed, it has been unmercifully hacked.
\nNo rhyme, reason, or even a dub for cab fare.
\n(I felt so used<\/em>)
\nFind that the top portion now matches the length of the sides.
\nNot the back as well, or even any neatening done on the sides… just……. the top’s been trimmed.<\/p>\n

Then, to my horror, this riddlesome equation enters my mind as my own fingers are running through drastically shortened locks.<\/p>\n

What do you get when you trim a mohawk to where the top matches the length of the grown out sides?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Hm?
\nDo you know?
\nC’moooon. Think about it just a little more.
\nYes.
\nThat’s right.
\n…. a MULLET.<\/p>\n

I was slowly backing away when I woke up.<\/p>\n

(and the sheer lunacy is that I actually admit<\/strong> things like this to you)<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Lessa’s PS:<\/strong> Oh. How I love him. *cracking UP!*<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lessa’s Note: To celebrate my ability to NOT POST TODAY if I don’t want too, I give you a Guestpost by TBF via email. He has the LOVELIEST dreams… — I… had a dream. Last night I had the weirdest dream. One of those short little flashes that only lasts a few clipcuts of whatever […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-color-me-amused-tbf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}