{"id":896,"date":"2006-12-12T08:21:07","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T17:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/12\/12\/and-in-case-you-were-wondering\/"},"modified":"2006-12-12T08:23:29","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T17:23:29","slug":"and-in-case-you-were-wondering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2006\/12\/12\/and-in-case-you-were-wondering\/","title":{"rendered":"And, in case you were wondering&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: THAT&#8217;s how it happens you know. Santa finds a Moose, and sprinkles it with Magic Dust. And then? Then the Moose turns into a Reindeer! And they know how to fly! SO THAT is how it happens and Santa&#8217;s sleigh can be pulled by Reindeer. We gotta find us some of that magic dust, mama! Cuz that moose that&#8217;s been hanging round here? Could be one of Santa&#8217;s Reindeer! Wouldn&#8217;t that be COOL?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;..Moose. Hrm.  Well, hopefully not Purple ones, huh Nana ? Or is there something you&#8217;ve never told us&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I promise to be nice and not tell her about <a title=\"Mmmmmm Yummy!\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/US\/12\/12\/reindeer.dogs.ap\/index.html\">this<\/a> just yet, though. After all &#8211; Santa&#8217;s watching! Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: THAT&#8217;s how it happens you know. Santa finds a Moose, and sprinkles it with Magic Dust. And then? Then the Moose turns into a Reindeer! And they know how to fly! SO THAT is how it happens and Santa&#8217;s sleigh can be pulled by Reindeer. We gotta find us some of that magic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}