Or maybe it’s just Ebola. or Anthrax. or something equally fatal. Probably Bird Flue and Mad Cow Disease! I dunno for sure, as I’ve not yet consulted Dr. Google. I’m pretty sure he’d tell me just to get over myself already because the pup is feeling feverish and scratchy and she’s got a big day tomorrow!<\/p>\n
Don’t worry, I’ve enough Triaminic and motrin to get her through the event.<\/p>\n
See, they postponed the teleconference from today until tomorrow morning. They called last night and let us know, and it was all good. Cept I forgot to call Nana<\/strike> my alarm clock, so she woke me up – but thats ok, I went right back to sleep.<\/p>\n
Only to wake up to a sick pup, and feeling sickly myself. Ugh. Not fair, seriously.<\/p>\n
And my mail keys are still missing. I called my maillady tonight at home and she said she’d honk when she gets here tomorrow so that I could go out and she’d unlock the box for me. Sometimes small town living is totally awesome, huh?<\/p>\n
Oh and? I come up first when googling “fat n fabulous<\/a>” for this post<\/a> – is that not completely awesome?<\/p>\n But, in other news… Well. I’ll tell you when it happens officially. Or maybe it’s just Ebola. or Anthrax. or something equally fatal. Probably Bird Flue and Mad Cow Disease! I dunno for sure, as I’ve not yet consulted Dr. Google. I’m pretty sure he’d tell me just to get over myself already because the pup is feeling feverish and scratchy and she’s got a big day […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYeah. How’s that for a cliffhanger? But it’s pretty cool, I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"