{"id":929,"date":"2007-01-04T14:59:10","date_gmt":"2007-01-04T23:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/01\/04\/reason-number-1253123421-not-to-wake-me-up\/"},"modified":"2007-01-04T15:00:02","modified_gmt":"2007-01-05T00:00:02","slug":"reason-number-1253123421-not-to-wake-me-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2007\/01\/04\/reason-number-1253123421-not-to-wake-me-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason number 1253123421 not to wake me up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;with a phone call.<\/p>\n<p>Dragonfly: Did I wake you up?<br \/>\nMe: Uh, kinda, yeah. don&#8217;t know.<br \/>\nDF: You don&#8217;t know?<br \/>\nMe: Never find out if the password worked now.<br \/>\nDF: &#8230;..<br \/>\nMe: to the vault. you know.<br \/>\nDF: &#8230;.. (these silences are quite deafening)<br \/>\nMe: dunno who. some guy. Probably John Schnieder. Password was funky spelling of curious. with a &#8216;Y&#8217;<br \/>\nDF: &#8230;.. watching smallville before bed again?<br \/>\nMe: would have worked I think. Now I&#8217;ll never know.<br \/>\nDF: &#8230;..<br \/>\nMe: Anyway, you called?<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, I make no sense when I&#8217;m just waking up. And no, I still don&#8217;t know what exactly I was dreaming about. Or why the contents of the vault were so important. Or how &#8220;y&#8221; could be used in &#8220;curious&#8221; curYous? Makes no sense at all. But, I must say, it&#8217;s been YEARS since I had a dream that featured John Schnieder in it. Long live Beau Duke!<\/p>\n<p>But really. WHAT WAS IN THE VAULT? It was vitally important, dammit!<\/p>\n<p>Harumph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;with a phone call. Dragonfly: Did I wake you up? Me: Uh, kinda, yeah. don&#8217;t know. DF: You don&#8217;t know? Me: Never find out if the password worked now. DF: &#8230;.. Me: to the vault. you know. DF: &#8230;.. (these silences are quite deafening) Me: dunno who. some guy. Probably John Schnieder. Password was funky [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}